I believe that there is a conspiracy to under develop Nigeria
and retard Nigerians. And NEPA/PHCN is the main tool for this heinous act.
Now let me tell you when I decided that this was a conspiracy
by the powers that be. I thought of the rumor making the rounds many years ago
about HIV being an invention to decimate the African population. I also
remembered other funny diseases that sprung up in Africa. Then another thought
came to mind, with all these diseases, Africa still has a teeming population.
Hmmmm! Another tactic had to be implemented.
Now, since the population attack was unsuccessful, how about
taming the technological and mental development of the most popular and
influential black nation: Nigeria. Here is how, when you wake up grumpy from
lack of quality sleep, you are less productive than when you sleep peacefully through
the night and wake up feeling refreshed. Have u noticed how well you sleep at
night when there is power as against when you sleep with your generator on?
I for one am more creative with my work and business, more reasonable
and easier to please after I have had a peaceful night's sleep. Sometimes I
even wake up singing. Yes! Singing!
The days I don't sleep well, it is usually from any of the
following reasons:
- heat (if I turn off the gen in the hopes that PHCN will restore power sometime during the night i.e they have done so in the past few days, and I don’t want to have to get up to switch off my generator),
- noise from the 5 or 6 generators in the neighborhood (including mine),
- when the fuel finishes and I don’t want to interrupt my sleep to refill.
- There was power when I fell asleep but it got shut off sometime during the night
Days like those, it would take some effort to make me operate
on top form. You see, I have asked around and I am not alone in this. Don’t get
me wrong, I make sure I make the best use of my waking hours. But I am in a
better mood all day long after a nice night of sleep, devoid of my subconscious
keeping tabs on power restoration so I can turn off my gen.
I am telling you, believe it or not, there is a mad scientist
shrieking in laughter while watching us on a huge screen. You know that pitch
black you see through your window as your plane descends into Murtala Moh'd Int’l
Airport, yesss! That's the work of the mad scientist who has had all Nigerian governments
on his payroll because I don’t understand why countless governments have made
ridiculously “failed” attempts to solve this epileptic power issue. The aim is
this: to ensure that Nigerians do not operate at optimum productivity so that we
don't take over the world. See enh that man is holding your destiny down o my
people.
I have heard that there is a cabal who need us to be dependent
upon Power Generating sets so that they can continue to import these machines,
hence, make more money. But even these people, are mere pawns in the hands of
those conspirators.
I have been in some very affluent homes where they have
alarms to notify them or their guards when power is restored. Rich people also
save their diesel too now, because no matter how much money you have, you wouldn’t
want to spend it on something that, though brings you comfort, is an anomaly.
Imagine how many inventive ideas have been shoved aside by
would be inventors simply because they were discouraged by the high possibility
of failure. You see, constant power will change many many things, infact
everything! First of all, think of the surplus manhours that will be used more
productively. This is what the conspirators do not want us to achieve.
NOW! Say this prayer, repeat after me; I reject every poor
performance of PHCN, either through EKEDC, IKDC, or any other DC. Infact, let
us go to MFM for Power must Change Hands program, because this power must
change hands from PHCN to my Meter where it is useful.
Fellow Nigerians, I hope you see my point in this and agree
with me that there is some Conspiracy going on, and if you don’t you can credit
my theory to me being delusional, afterall, I wrote this at 2.38am on an almost
dead phone in sweltering heat.
Sai Gobe!
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